The Orchard Theatre excited to kick start the New Year in Dartford with a packed programme of music, dance, comedy and family entertainment. Make live theatre part of your New Year Resolutions and get ready to celebrate new beginnings in style at Orchard West.
Take a look at some of the highlights…
Wed 7 January

This year Johnny Cash Roadshow invites you to step into the raw and gritty world of Johnny Cash’s prison era with their electrifying show that has captivated audiences for two decades. Set on a Folsom Prison style stage this brings Cashs most iconic performances to life as the Johnny Cash Roadshow immerses you in the raw, unfiltered energy of Cash’s legendary concerts behind bars.
Mon 12 January

Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Rolling Stones, The Eagles, AC/DC, The Beatles, Dire Straits, Meat Loaf, ZZ Top, Eric Clapton, Aerosmith, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Who, Boston, Toto, Van Halen, Fleetwood Mac and more. An amazing opportunity for rock fans, young and old, to celebrate three decades of the world’s greatest classic rock music with a stunning multi-million dollar sound and light show to match.
Fri 16 January

An award-winning extravaganza that plays tribute to one of the leading contemporary recording artists of our time. Katy Ellis a self confessed ‘Swiftie’ with an incredible live band and dancers promises to deliver the most authentic recreation of a Taylor Swift show you will ever see.
Sun 25 January

Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making – The last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!
Sun 1 February

This stunning replica live concert show has toured the globe since 2011 and is a must-see, not only for any Adele fans, but also anyone wishing to enjoy an evening of hit-packed entertainment.
Sat 7 February

The Persian Comedy Powerhouse performs his critically acclaimed new show NAMASTE where Omid peacefully bows to his inner anger and unleashes a torrent of comedic vitriol upon the current state of this dangerously messed up planet.
Sun 15 February

Famous for his BAFTA Award-winning appearances in hit programmes including Something Special, Justin’s House, Gigglebiz and Gigglequiz, Justin and his friends are back, starring in a brand-new rocktastic theatre show.
Tue 17 – Thu 19 February

Follow the Gruffalo’s Child on her adventurous mission in Tall Stories’ enchanting adaptation of the much-loved picture book by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler.
Sara Pascoe: I Am A Strange Gloop
Thu 26 February

As seen and heard on Taskmaster, Live at the Apollo, The Great British Sewing Bee, QI, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Mock the Week and co-host of Sara & Cariad’s Weirdos Book Club podcast.
Queenz – Drag Me To The Disco!
Sun 1 March

Direct from London’s West End and following their sensational Las Vegas debut, these fearless and fabulous Queenz are bringing their electrifying live vocal drag-stravaganza to the stage.
Thu 5 March

Rave On includes hits from the likes of Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, The Beatles, Connie Francis. Little Richard, Roy Orbison, Lulu, The Beach Boys and many more. Take a step back in time and experience the history of rock and roll music like never before.
The Three Little Pigs The Musical
Sat 7 – Sun 8 March

Get ready for a heart-warming adventure with The Three Little Pigs in this fresh, lively, family-friendly musical that’ll have you laughing out loud from start to finish! The Three Little Pigs The Musical is a wonderful way to introduce young ones to the joys of live theatre while teaching them valuable lessons about determination and team work.
Dead Ringers: The 25th Anniversary Tour
Sat 14 March

To mark its 25th anniversary, BBC Radio 4’s legendary, multi-award-winning topical satire show takes to the road with a full UK tour for the first time. Starring long-standing cast members Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Lewis MacLeod, and Duncan Wisbey the show will take you on a trip through a quarter century of classic sketches & unrivalled impressions, alongside the razor-sharp topical humour which has become the series’ trademark.
Jason Manford – A Manford All Seasons
Thu 26 March

A Manford All Seasons is Jason’s latest comic offering that is set to hit the road in 2024, his iconic ‘expert observational comedy’ (The Guardian) is sure to ‘comic gold’ (Mail on Sunday).
DAODS Return with We Will Rock You
Wed 15 – Sat 18 April

This explosive, rockin’ spectacle is a celebration of the power of music and individuality that will leave audiences cheering for more.
Plus so much more planned! Visit orchardwest.co.uk for a full list of What’s On.
