The Orchard Theatre: BRING YOUR OWN BABY – AFTERNOON COMEDY CLUB Comedians announced for MON 10 JUNE

by | Jun 7, 2019 | Dartford Entertainment, Dartford News, Entertainment, What's On?, Where to go locally

Bring Your Own Baby Comedy is the UK’s premier baby friendly comedy club! Our shows feature the funniest comedy stars from the circuit and TV. Our events are all about you, the parents! But don’t worry – we also take great care of our younger guests.

We provide soft flooring, toys, buggy parking and baby changing at all of our venues, so that your baby is happy and you can relax, have a coffee (or a cheeky G & T if you prefer!) and be entertained!

If you need to whip out a bum (the babies please!) a boob or a bottle please feel free… and our comics won’t mind being heckled by our younger guests!*

Our shows feature a brand new line up of comedians every month. We feature two acts, plus a compere, with a 15 minute interval, and the whole show will last approx. 75 minutes.

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* Please note: our brilliant comic will be performing their usual adult material, which is why we have a 12 month age limit for our little laughers. Adults 18+

REVIEWS & AUDIENCE REACTIONS:

“Should be prescribed by the health visitor/midwife to get you through those holy crap what have I done moments!” Greeenwich Mums

“This is an absolutely genius idea!! I couldn’t recommend it highly enough. Top quality comediens. Lovely atmosphere for everyone, babies included…because the adults are all happy and laughing!!”

Emma Fenton, BYOB guest, March 2019

“Went to my first BYOB in Tunbridge Wells last week and it was brilliant! Such an amazing concept for mums to get out of the house and do something for them. The comedy is great and not “dumbed down” for the audience, it’s as caustic, brutal and hilarious as any show you’d go to. I loved it! Go. Just go every time they’re in town!”

Holly Watson, BYOB Guest March 19

“Bring Your Own Baby Comedy have transformed parental leave” 
i paper 

“Promises to leave at least one of you crying with laughter” 
Mother and Baby Magazine

BOOKING INFO: The Orchard Theatre, Dartford, Mon 10 June 12pm – 2pm. Other dates: Mon 15 July & Mon 9 September 12pm – 2pm

Book Online orchardtheatre.co.uk Ticket Office 01322 220000

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